Terms & Conditions

version: 2.0.0 | last commit: March 31, 2026

/**
 * @license MIT-ish
 * @author Maksym Prus
 * @description READ BEFORE FORKING MY LIFE
 */

$ cat agreement.md

By accessing mx.co.ua (hereinafter "the repo"), you git clone these terms into your brain. If you --disagree, please exit 1 immediately.

$ ls intellectual-property/

All content on this website — code, design, pixels, and mass amounts of coffee-fueled creativity — is chmod 644 (read-only for you). No fork, no cp -r, no ctrl+c ctrl+v without written permission. Violators will be rm -rf'd from my good graces.

$ man acceptable-use

You agree NOT to:

• sudo rm -rf / anything on this site
• Run SELECT * FROM personal_data — there's nothing to inject here
• Deploy bots, scrapers, or any while(true) loops against the server
• Attempt ssh root@mx.co.ua — you won't get in
• Use this site to mine crypto. The CPU has suffered enough.

$ docker ps

CONTAINER ID   IMAGE              STATUS
a1b2c3d4e5f6   google-analytics   Up 99 years
f6e5d4c3b2a1   google-adsense     Up 99 years (printing money)
0000deadbeef   vercel/next        Up 99 years (zero downtime flex)

// Each container ships with its own LICENSE.
// Reading them is left as an exercise for the reader.
// (Spoiler: nobody ever does.)

$ cat /dev/ads

Ads are served by Google. I don't control what shows up. If you see an ad for "Learn PHP in 24 hours" — that's not my fault. If you see an ad for "Senior developers in your area" — that's targeted correctly.

$ cat disclaimer.txt

this.website = "as is";
this.warranty = null;
this.liability = undefined;
// It works on my machine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

$ curl external-links

Links to LinkedIn, GitHub, etc. are 302 redirects to someone else's infrastructure. If they 500, that's not my bug.

$ cat known-bugs.log

• Developer sometimes responds in console.log() instead of human language
• Website may cause sudden urge to refactor your own portfolio
• Prolonged exposure may result in mass npm install episodes
• Side effects include mass coffee consumption and mass tab hoarding

$ uptime

System:    mx.co.ua
Status:    200 OK (probably)
Uptime:    since 2011
Load avg:  coffee, coffee, more coffee
Memory:    99% used by Chrome tabs

$ cat easter-eggs.txt

This website contains hidden features. Finding them is not a bug, it's a feature. Hints may or may not appear in the console. Old-school gamers may have an advantage. That's all I'm saying.

$ git log --oneline changes

These terms may receive hotfixes at any time. Continued usage equals git pull --accept-theirs. No merge conflicts will be resolved in your favor.

$ echo "questions?"

Open an issue at the main page. Response time: O(n) where n = my coffee intake.

try {
  await readTerms();
  user.respect += 100;
  console.log("You actually read this. Legend.");
} catch (e) {
  // nobody ever gets here
} finally {
  process.exit(0);
}

// Achievement unlocked: "Terms Reader"
// You're in the top 1% of internet users.
// Seriously. Nobody reads these.

$ ./accept-terms.sh